Thursday, November 09, 2006

Politcians come up with the best excuses

It appears that now everyone has an excuse for almost everything.

Case #1:

“My cousins and I are staying in several houses built on a single plot of land in Rantau Panjang. I have not seen the latest assessment bill and I believe it may have been sent to the house of one of my cousins. I am going to visit all my cousins to look for the bill. "

Case #2:

“The renovations to the car porch and kitchen of my house in Taman Sri Sentosa was done by the previous owner and I have been living there only since 2003. "

Case #3:

“I have not paid assessment for my four-storey shoplot in Pulau Indah for last year and this year only. My registered address is in Shah Alam and the assessment bill may not have reached me because of this. "

Case #4:

“The renovation for my house in Taman Sri Andalas was done five years ago. It is difficult for me to answer why I didn’t submit the building plan. "

Read the source.

Seriously, politicians who think they are above the law should have their titles taken away. Those who think they can get away with it spot clean should have their citizenship revoked. If these people were let off the hook that easily, imagine what criminals might plead in future courts.

Case #1: Loansharks aka Ah Long

"My ma chai and I have been staying in several bungalows built on a single plot of land. I have not seen what they've done to the people whom I loaned money to, but I swear I didn't set fire to the person's house. The IOU note must have been sent to the wrong ma chai. I am going to visit all my ma chai to look for the correct IOU."

Case #2: Arsonist (who is rich enough to employ a lawyer)

"The vandalism done to the car porch and kitchen of the plaintiff in Taman Yoyoha must have been done by a different person as the my client has only been an arsonist since 2005."

Case #3: Robber (pleading for leniency)

"I have robbed five shops and a factory for the past two years only. My registered address is in Cheras and the police may not have reached me because of this."

...and the best excuse of all,

Case #4: Murderer

"The murder of the waitress in my house was committed five years ago. It is difficult for me to answer why I chopped off her limbs and stuffed her into a suitcase."

Air Politica-Malaysia...now everyone can lie.

thought completed at 10:16 PM | 1 comments

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