Thursday, February 02, 2006

Wanna hear a joke? Or two?

A couple of jokes I heard over CNY, courtesy of Yu Hui. You'll understand why I didn't publish them in English, I have my reasons.

问：森林里有一只公鹿，它开始起跑，越跑越快，越跑越快。。。最后变成了什么？

答：高速公鹿。

。。。。。。。

问：一间房间里面有粒球及四个人物， 分别是超人，蜘蛛侠，蝙蝠侠和聪明的马来人。请问谁会先抢到那粒球？

答：谁都不会抢到。以上人物全是虚构的。

Wahaha......stupid jokes. I didn't say they'd be intelligent.

If you didn't get the second one, good for you.

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